I guess I must be getting old, cause these days it seems like my bladder just can’t go 5 minutes without having to take a piss. Instead of stopping the cameras and going to the john, I decided to just start pissing on the girls. They loved it! The fans loved it! So I just kept on doing it. I love to take a nice, long relaxing piss into the mouth of a cute little whore and watch it dribble down her chin. I especially love this shot from Golden Guzzlers 6. I drew a nice target on her lips with some bright pink lipstick and shot my golden stream right into her mouth.

I caught this little cheerleader skipping school one day and decided to teach her naughty little ass a lesson. I pissed all over her several times with her tiny tits hanging out. Then I covered her face with a load of cum and cleaned it off with my urine.

Maybe the next time she thinks about skipping school, she’ll remember the education she got from her buddy Max Hardcore.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, beautiful day in the neighborhood…..Won’t you be….My fuckhole!!! Hey kids! It’s your old buddy Max Hardcore and today I’d like to share with you some of the good times I’ve had as a porn producer! Today I want to take a trip down memory lane and talk about one of my videos that I affectionately named “The Max Faktor“. Now, the Max Faktor is actually an ongoing series, but I want to talk about the very first Max Faktor. For the really dim witted whores out there trying to read this, that would be Max Faktor 1. Stupid cunts. Anyways, Max Faktor one was loads of fun I got to play with all kinds of dirty little semen sucking fucktoys. As you know, I like to capture my exploits on video and pics. So here’s a memorable moment from my time with Annie body!

Annie Bodie reminds me of that annoying little cunt in that one movie…What was the name of that movie? Oh yeah, “Annie”. No fucking wonder all I could think about while fucking this little cumslut was cramming my dick in her and violating every hole on her body till her eyes popped out. I really hated that movie in case you couldn’t tell. I literally turned this little semen receptacle into my own personal little raggedy anne doll and after I was done destroying her asshole and pissing in her face, I clamped her jaw wide open with a set of dental forceps and dropped a huge facial cumshot on her as she stared up at me with that “deer in the headlights” look. Fucking priceless.

After following through on all of my boyhood fantasies of degrading raggedy ann, I met up with little teen whore cheerleader named Britni. Now, I feel I should point something out here. In my experience cheerleaders are just a dumb bunch to begin with. Chances are that as soon as they open their mouth to speak your IQ is going to drop a couple of points. This little teen cum dumpster’s parent’s couldn’t even figure out the proper spelling of her name. Come on, who the fuck spells Britni with an “i” at the end? That’s just asking for your daughter to become a dumb whore who loves to guzzle piss and semen in porn later in life. I proved that theory by bending her over backwards on my couch and urinating into her gaping mouth followed by a massive load of man goo all over her cute little face. A dream come true for Britni, I’m sure.

And finally there’s Ravika. Ravika is one of those bitches who’s looks actually improve after you cover her in bodily fluids. I made it a point to get her as messy as possible just to wipe that bratty snot nosed look off her face. The more cum and piss on this little blonde slut the better! You can tell by this pic how much fun it was to piss all over her face while I had her spread her ass cheeks for me. From this angle you can’t tell which is puckered up more, her anus or her face. Who fucking cares. Be sure to join Max Hardcore next week when we teach some more little fuckholes their ABC’s. Anal, barfing and cum.